Would you ever tell a spider monkey to shut the fook up? I mean if he was being rude?

Question

So you are having a nice dinner with your date at a very fancy resteront. Calmly enjoying your steak and discussing politics a spider monkey lands in the middle of your plate knocking food everywhere. Then the spider monkey, in total un-coothness starts to wave his little fist and speak in mandarin chinese very loudly. Your date, who is now covered in your dinner looks at you with a look that is most certainly daring you to deal with the situation or they are going to have a fit.

What do you do? What-do-you-do?

Answer 1

I might ditch the date and go out with the spider monkey.

Answer 2

I think I'd want to have my food and drink checked for hallucinogens.

Answer 3

How often does this happen to you and what kind of restaurants do you go to?

Answer 4

Why, does it happen to you all the time?

Answer 5

wow scary if it was me i would freak out!!!